Solar Storms, Jesus, And The New World Order

Ah, the NWO conspiracy theory. Remember the late 1990's, when the New World Order referred to Pro Wrestling?

That was back when we were all simply jaded and playfully dark, instead of angry, paranoid, and mind-numbingly stupid. Good times.

Now, NWO stands for the conspiracy theory that you see people talking about on the Internet. JJ is a believer. You can tell that lots of intelligent thought went into her thoughts about the upcoming solar storms:

It's going to happen, but I don't thik it's going to happen like it says. The world is not going to end. because Christ comes back. Everyone needs to read there bible because it tells you what is soppost to happen before Christ comes back and if anyone remember the stars is soppost to fall from the sky. as for the 2012, in my eye it just means that's when the new world order ( ONE WORLD GOV) is soppost to be here. Just like there is soppost to be a road that goes from Mexico all the way to Canda, but there's not one.

Wow. That's a lot of fail, isn't it?

I am so confused. Which of these things is 'suppost' to happen? The Second Coming? The NWO? The "Canda" Road? All of these things? Will the Canda Road hasten the establishment of the NWO? Will Jesus rush into the ring and give Hollywood Hulk Hogan a body slam? Is the whole comment a result of home schooling and lifelong isolation by hard core, tin foil hat wearing, religious nuts?

By the way...the road from Mexico to CANADA? It's called Interstate 5.

You're welcome. :)